As Jude walked in to Randall’s for his regular shift he noticed a few emos gathered around the light pole in front. They were pointing in his direction and were obviously laughing at him.
“Why the hell are you laughing at me!!! You got a problem,” Jude yelled angrily at them.
One of the emos threw a flyer to the ground in front of him, turned away laughing and ran with the others down the street.
Jude picked up the flyer and it read:
The Ban Hipster Movement (BHM) Invites you to a Special Event
WHAT IS IT?….. The Destroy HipsterJude Swim-Off, Loser quits his job at Randall’s
WHERE & WHEN?…. The YMCA, next Sunday, everyone come to watch, it’s free
WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN?… Billy Emo will Obliterate HipsterJude at the YMCA pool and HipsterJude will be forced to resign from Randall’s.
(P.S. Make sure to stop by Randall’s and “wish” Jude good luck, HA HA HA)
Obviously Jude was seriously pissed and he crumpled the flyer and threw it on the sidewalk. He immediately grabbed his phone to text Clemmy and Stefan when he noticed a new email from Clemmy.
The subject line of the email read, “Please Read ASAP.”