Clemmy my love,
I wrote this right after the Billy Emo debacle and wanted to share it with you.
I was thinking about reading it at open mic night, but wanted to check with you first.
I know things have been a little crazy lately and I want to make sure this is cool with you.
Let me know what you think:
The Failed Plan
Nearly perfect, my plan to destroy
The emo infiltrator and his infantile little ploy.
He jumped into my world of cloves and Turkish tea
Jealous of my Clemmy and our relationship to be
The extension cord of death, grabbed my leg, made me crash
My clippers missed their mark, now I have a rad stache.
This fight is not over, I will find your Achilles heel
Go ahead, keep fucking with me billy emo
I am the real deal.
Clemmy teared up while reading this and told Jude that she would be honored for him to read it at open mic night.