Billy Emo Strikes Again

emo_boy_lol_by_edohackDear Hip Pages, (in response to Why American Sniper Didn’t Win)

I was recently saddened to see that you have let a hipster infiltrate your movie review department.

I thought a news organization was supposed to present both sides of a story?? How can you let a smelly, bearded, never bathing Hipster comment on movies without also letting the alternate side write their own review??

As a upstanding member of the Emo community, I implore you to let the Emo side have a voice too. You may not realize it, but there is a constant battle between the Emo and Hipster communities.

I have personally been at war for quite some time with your movie reviewer Hipster Jude. I think by letting me, Billy Emo, provide an alternative view the Hipster Jude’s columns, your readership will probably double in size literally overnight.

Can’t you imagine it? Hipster vs. Emo movie reviews would provide an insightful view into a well-known cultural war. A culture war that has been boiling on the streets of our city for some time now and is reaching volcanic proportions.

If you want to remain a legitimate news source in this city, you must let the Emo voice be heard. I will be sending an alternative view to why American Sniper didn’t win the Oscar. Respectfully, Billy Emo.

(related posts: 50 Shades of Billy Emo, Ban Hipster Movement, Jude Uses Yelp.)


3 thoughts on “Billy Emo Strikes Again

  1. williamchasterson

    Would you be interested in helping to promote my upcoming Pubslush crowdfunding campaign in exchange for a free copy of my book ‘METAPHYSICAL MAN The Don Quijote Of The Digital Age’? I also reciprocate by reblogging articles I find interesting from friends of my blog.

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    – William Chasterson


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